Romney Proudly Explains How He's Turned Campaign Around

http://www.theonion.com/articles/romney-proudly-explains-how-hes-turned-campaign-ar,29845/

Loved this from The Onion:

“I’m lying a lot more, and my lies are far more egregious than they’ve ever been,” a smiling Romney told reporters while sitting in the back of his campaign bus, adding that when faced with a choice to either lie or tell the truth, he will more than likely lie. “It’s a strategy that works because when I lie, I’m essentially telling people what they want to hear, and people really like hearing things they want to hear. Even if they sort of know that nothing I’m saying is true.”